Wednesday, 26 January 2011


MY take on an article "our take" published in a daily ,is an archetype of
"partisan bent of mind".Though i completely agree there is no inexorable
thirst of HOISTING a national flag at ground zero but, to be presumptuous, when
is there  or rather why should there ever be a NEED to hoist the tricolor. I am
not the strongest proponent of the convoluted raisons d'^etre of such a move and
hands down agree that Kashmir  is not the terra-firma for this but can prove to
be a fulcrum in bringing the integrity of India from the claws of pouncing
zealots.suffice  to say that lets stop anticipating an inferno and be
clairvoyant of something to confound us.The crown of India has already been
mauled upon sporadically by people who cannot see wood for trees,lets abandon
them and the two-bit separatists following the policy of "Carrots and the
stick".Lets not be oblivious to  the Indian integrity of Kashmiris as we were to
our eastern blood.As for BJP my intention is clear and would like to frame it in
the words of Charles-de-guelle "LA  REFORMEOUI,LA CHIEEN LIT NON".      

Monday, 24 January 2011


The  article 'foisting tricolor' makes the reader take cognizance of not only
kashmir,but also the extent politician or zealots as they should be addressed
can use innocent INDIANS as mere agitprop.BJP's decision to hoist the national
flag at lalchowk is being given undue attention,its a democratic nation(unless
arundhati roy  put her geographical skills to practice in finding kashmirs

nationality) and 26th January is as precious to  all of us as is
id-uI-fitar.Through this i would also like to request the media to not
publish articles on this issue as this storms up the hornets nest and creates a
miasma all around regarding our very own integrity,as for the revered sacrosanct

MR.SAYED ALI SHAH i have coined another beautiful and erudite slogan KHAOYAHA KI

GAO WAHA KI (eat here praise them.)and for our very own omarabdullah he should
see this as an opportunity to save its tottering predominance in the valley by
defying  apartheid and atavistic zealots policies which they follow ad-nauseum
and unite kashmir by people to move to lalchowk on last piece of
advice to Mr. sayedali shah would be it is this salubrious country which still
remains impervious to your vulgar way of excising your right to speak your
vituperative mind out,the country u dream of (which is itself at sixes and
sevens right now) would have impaled your staggered back and filled your polemic

gob right to your epiglottis with arsenal  before you would have even
spoke.then you couldn't have even pronounced KHA KHA from the epiglottis for

Sunday, 23 January 2011


Who better than a historian of her hallowed could have 

scrupulously stated this..suckinkt to say  her alma mater in all probability 
must have been  accredited by  
chinese government. infact a quick probe into her itinary shows dat fortnite 
before her 

visit to kashmir she visited chinese counsellate(legal formalities you 
see!!!!).she braved her way through d volley of questions thrown at her but 
flinched upon one.thats actually when the  chinese counsellate asked if she 
visited pakistani counsellate prior to this visit.....???what an extraneous 
question???smeone overheard.
  but being the performer dat she is ...she is always ready with her repertoire 
and bang  came the repartee...'isnt pakistan an integral part of china 
too...thought it has seized to exist as a separate state'
                                  KUDOS TO HER CHINESE ACCREDITED ALMA MATER.

Friday, 21 January 2011

A plaint of the worlds most oblivion religion...womenhood..

This is not in lieu of the 
articles published in news papers mind you they are impeccable,but in lieu 
of the news that has sired a storm in my brain a report that should have 
stirred the hornets nest but so far has not been given the heed it calls for.
KHAPPANCHAYAT led by babasuraj has banned women from wearing jeans as this piece 

of clothing leads to eve-teasing and elopement. What a strategy to abide by "IF 
CANNOT CURE IT DO NOT ENDURE IT ERADICATE IT.Now the Fourth it is not for the 
culprit my friends (Guess u did not pay heed to the people we are talking 
about,its khappanchayat they follow there very own modified form of Sharia 
law...EVERYTHING FOR AN EYE i am sorry for a love marriage.) but for the 
victim,by eradicating or suppressing the victim they decimate the chances of 
crime epidemic to suffuse further in the society.WHAT would like to ask 
MR.BABASURAJ (presumptuous enough considering i am myself a lady)is that how 
many rape victims were actually wearing jeans and for that matter a western 
attire when the so called provoked Pity rapers under footed the victims dream to 

quench his thirst,78% of the rape victims are from below poverty line for whom 
fashion is as elusive as is justice,so if banning jeans they feel the crime rate 

would go down please ask them to rest there idiosyncratically priggish 
mind.whats blasphemous is not these men but even women are bowing down to the 
dogma. DE FACTO people believe that its women sartorial sense that leads her 
into trouble,but if this is so why was pratibha (a call centre 
employee,Bangalore)fully clad raped,why hasn't someone raped mallikasherawat or 
yanagupta,why are girls or should i say toddlers below 3yrs of age raped groped 
molested,is it there naked toddler legs that entices men to come slurping 
towards them? BABAJI probably would have an answer for this issue too,In a 
techno savvy world a device should be invented that veils a girl child in the 
womb itself.My question to the government is that though i know scams and shams 
are keeping you busy but this issue calls for immediate attention to thwart the 
cynics in khap and government instead of ostracising these groups and there 
protege your are busy pussy footing around. DID i hear someone say' VOTES'????.